Jesus needs my money


Jesus needs my money

To save me from sin

The man cried on TV, it was no joke

Jesus needs a private jet

To fly back and forth

Because the Son of God don’t fly coach


These heathens today

With their moral decay

What they need is some authority

Who better, then,

Than angry white men

Who better than an overwealthed minority?


Piety and sacrifice

Never spent in vain

They’ll remind you at each opportunity

These Promise Holders,

These good Christian soldiers,

Know exactly what’s good for you


And I’ll be laughing my ass off

When Jesus comes back

To raze this Earth to the ground

At all the sad faces

When certain people start realizing,

Hey, why are we still around?


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